It's Monday morning and the Cleveland Browns won their first season opener in my lifetime. That means I am a happy man.
However, I might not be as happy as Justin Fields was to slide on water-covered grass at Soldier Field on Sunday.
Justin Fields and the @ChicagoBears: 1-0 @justnfields pic.twitter.com/aQ04iiObwQ
— NFL (@NFL) September 11, 2022
Let's have a good Monday, shall we?
ROUTE MAN MARV. Ohio State's blowout win over Arkansas State taught us a few things about the Buckeyes. However, the main lesson learned was that Marvin Harrison Jr. is pretty darnn good at this football thing.
Harrison, also known as Route Man Marv and Super Marv, was fantastic against the Red Wolves, catching seven passes for 184 yards and three scores. Let's relive all three of his touchdowns, courtesy of the Ohio State football team's Twitter:
: exhibit A pic.twitter.com/toPhLjDiK9
— Ohio State Football (@OhioStateFB) September 11, 2022
: exhibit B pic.twitter.com/2YJq2T06Lm
— Ohio State Football (@OhioStateFB) September 11, 2022
: exhibit C pic.twitter.com/ZTpj7Rcq4E
— Ohio State Football (@OhioStateFB) September 11, 2022
Harrison put himself in elite company along with Joey Galloway as the only Ohio State receivers with multiple three-touchdown games. The most impressive part about that for Harrison is that he's only started in three games – last year's Rose Bowl, the 2022 season opener against Notre Dame and Saturday's matchup with Arkansas State.
You do love to see it pic.twitter.com/Mx6YfsBF7d
— Eleven Warriors (@11W) September 11, 2022
It's criminally insane that Ohio State's passing attack didn't skip a beat without Jaxon Smith-Njigba and Julian Fleming on the field, but that's the beauty of pairing Ryan Day's offense with Brian Hartline's recruiting pedigree. Buckeye Nation must protect this partnership at all costs.
HEY! I PLAYED WELL TOO! Harrison wasn't the only Buckeye to perform well against the Red Wolves. Once again, Mike Hall Jr. frequented Arkansas State's backfield, collecting one sack and three tackles for loss. Through two weeks, Hall is tied for the third-most tackles for loss in the FBS, with five.
With their stellar performances, the Eleven Warriors staff named Harrison and Hall the offensive and defensive players of the week for Ohio State's second game.
Congratulations to the Eleven Warriors O+D Players of the Game for the Buckeyes' 45-12 win over Arkansas State.
— Eleven Warriors (@11W) September 11, 2022
MARVIN HARRISON JR, WR
7 catches for 184 yards and 3 TDs (could have had a 4th)
MIKE HALL JR, DT
3 TFLs, a huge 4th-down sack, as a disruptive force again pic.twitter.com/zPwe0IOaDw
Although they did not earn our weekly award, C.J. Stroud, TreVeyon Henderson and Emeka Egbuka also made some noise against Arkansas State. Stroud threw for 351 yards and four touchdowns, while Henderson added 87 yards and two scores on only 10 carries. Egbuka continued his hot start to the 2022 season with his first career 100-yard game, recording four catches for 118 yards and two touchdowns.
Ohio State also recognized a few different for their outings on Saturday, naming Steele Chambers as the Buckeyes' defensive player of the week and Palaie Gaoteote as the special teams player of the week.
Man of Steele pic.twitter.com/jhlFFuDvFQ
— Ohio State Football (@OhioStateFB) September 12, 2022
back to back pic.twitter.com/p8MbuTHNR6
— Ohio State Football (@OhioStateFB) September 11, 2022
I'd also like to recognize Jesse Mirco for his consistency during the first two games. He has punted 10 times this season with an average of 44.4 yards, which ranks 28th in the FBS. Of those punts, Mirco has downed six inside the opponent's 20-yard line. The Aussie has undoubtedly made Jim Tressel proud, ensuring that the punt remains the most important play in football.
DEVELOPED HERE. Earlier I mentioned that Hartline is a talented recruiter and that Buckeye Nation must protect his partnership with Day at all costs. The fate of landing multiple five-star receivers in recruiting classes hangs in the balance.
I'm not sure what the leading factor is in making Hartline one of the best recruiters in the nation. He played at Ohio State, which helps, and he made a lot of money in the NFL, which also helps. Hartline can look a high school football player in the eyes and tell them he's been there, done that.
But I think what could be most appealing to recruits about Ohio State is the amount of wide receiver talent absolutely killing it in the NFL today. The most recent example was on Sunday, when Michael Thomas, Curtis Samuel and Terry McLaurin combined to catch four touchdowns in their respective games.
Samuel started the action with the first touchdown of the Washington Commanders era. It was also the first score for an NFL Buckeye in 2022.
Curtis Samuel off to a hot start in 2022.pic.twitter.com/dWwgFBKBW0
— Eleven Warriors (@11W) September 11, 2022
After missing most of the 2020 season and the entire 2021 season with an ankle injury, Thomas caught two touchdowns in his return to action for the New Orleans Saints. So, yes, it is still true that cornerbacks can't guard him.
Michael Thomas is back. pic.twitter.com/KUR4raPv6t
— Eleven Warriors (@11W) September 11, 2022
Michael Thomas: Still can't guard him pic.twitter.com/aWvxzHMCHN
— Ian Wharton (@NFLFilmStudy) September 11, 2022
McLaurin capped off the scoring for former Buckeyes when he left the Jaguars' defense in the dust with a 49-yard touchdown from Carson Wentz.
Scary. Terry.
— Washington Commanders (@Commanders) September 11, 2022
FOX | #HTTC pic.twitter.com/nleqBchqqP
Again, Hartline is a fantastic recruiter and coach. It's obvious that he can pull in some of the most talented high school receivers without much help, but I imagine his job gets easier every time a former Buckeye balls out in the NFL.
Need to land another five-star? Just show them these clips featured above and tell them that they could become the next Thomas, Samuel, McLaurin, Chris Olave or Garrett Wilson in a short time. It can really be that easy.
DID YOU KNOW? I don't know when the wire transfers occur or the checks are cashed, but Ohio State either has paid or will pay the University of Toledo $1.8 million to visit Ohio Stadium for a battle with the Buckeyes on Saturday.
Ohio State frequently pays more than $1 million to its non-conference opponents, so that's not why I bring it up. I feature that money given to Toledo in my Skull Session because a ton of Group of 5 teams were expected to lay down and die against Power 5 teams in exchange for a large sum of money.
But the Group of 5 teams didn't exactly die over the weekend.
Marshall beat then-No. 8 Notre Dame, 26-21, in South Bend. Appalachian State defeated then-No. 6 Texas A&M, 17-14, in College Station. Georgia Southern beat Nebraska, 45-42, in Lincoln, effectively ending Scott Frost's tenure. All three teams were paid to lose and walked out of the stadium with a win and the cash.
Texas A&M paid App State $1.5 million to travel to College Station.
— Front Office Sports (@FOS) September 10, 2022
The Mountaineers just beat the #6 Aggies 17-14. pic.twitter.com/OhmGhlQpcT
Thanks for the $1.5M.
— App State Nation (@AppStateNation) September 10, 2022
Now, I'm not sounding the alarm and putting Ohio State on upset watch. I'm not crazy. The Buckeyes have started as 34-point favorites over the Rockets, which sounds reasonable. But if college football has taught us anything, and if it reminded us of anything over the weekend, it's that nobody is safe.
All I'm saying is that It would be best for the Buckeyes to extinguish any hope the visitors from the northwest have quickly and prove that Ohio State isn't a program that pays to be bullied.
SONG OF THE DAY. "In the Blood" by John Mayer.
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