Gameday Skull Session: Get Dumped Then, Akron

By Chase Brown on August 31, 2024 at 5:00 am
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Welcome to the Skull Session.

No more sleeps.

The 2024 Ohio State football season kicks off at 3:30 p.m.

Have a great Saturday.

 ZIPS GET ZILCH, NADA. The Akron Game Trailer made me think about how far Ohio State has come this offseason – the longest offseason ever.

“What’s a destination without the journey? It’s the journey that really tells the whole story," Archie Griffin said in the trailer. He later added, "This is just the beginning."

The beginning of the 2024 regular season? Yes. 

The beginning of the 2024 Buckeyes' journey? No.

For the past three years, the Ohio State football program has suffered wounds. Three losses to Michigan, a loss to Georgia in the College Football Playoff and a loss to Missouri in the Cotton Bowl. No Gold Pants, no Big Ten titles and no national championships. Those painful results – the ones that create deep, deep scars – led to one of the greatest offseasons of all time.

TreVeyon Henderson, Emeka Egbuka, Donovan Jackson, Jack Sawyer, JT Tuimoloau, Tyleik Williams, Ty Hamilton, Cody Simon, Denzel Burke, Jordan Hancock and Lathan Ransom all returned for another year at Ohio State.

Will Howard, Quinshon Judkins, Seth McLaughlin, Will Kacmarek, Caleb Downs and Julian Sayin all committed to the Buckeyes out of the transfer portal.

Chip Kelly became Ohio State's offensive coordinator, Carlos Locklyn the running backs coach, James Laurinaitis the linebackers coach and Matt Guerrieri the safeties coach.

All of those additions were to ensure Ohio State's 2024 season doesn't end without hardware. They were to ensure Ohio State's 2024 season ends in greatness.

Griffin knows all about that.

“The journey to greatness is paved with more than just talent. It’s forged in the fires of relentless effort and unwavering commitment," Griffin said. "The road ahead won't be easy, but this is what we've been building toward. Our own journey unlike any other."

That journey continues on Saturday.

Ohio State 66 - Akron 0

 THE MENU. Oh, it's good to be back...

The second Saturday of the 2024 college football season is here. This weekend, No. 14 Clemson and No. 1 Georgia will battle at Mercedes-Benz Stadium at noon, and No. 7 Notre Dame travels to No. 20 Texas A&M at 7:30 p.m. Outside of those contests, there are no ranked showdowns left on the TV schedule. Nevertheless, it's college football – and college football is great no matter the strength of the teams!

Here is a look at The Menu for Week 1 (Saturday):

Matchup Time (ET) TV/Mobile
14 Clemson vs 1 Georgia (in Atlanta, GA) 12:00pm ABC/ESPN+
Illinois State at 25 Iowa 12:00pm BTN
8 Penn State at West Virginia 12:00pm FOX
UConn at Maryland 12:00pm FS1
Virginia Tech at Vanderbilt 12:00pm ESPN
Bucknell at Navy 12:00pm CBSSN
Kent State at Pitt 12:00pm ESPNU
Austin Peay at Louisville 12:00pm ACCN
Indiana State at Purdue 12:00pm BTN
Chattanooga at 15 Tennessee 12:45pm SECN
South Dakota State at 17 Oklahoma State 2:00pm ESPN+
Towson at Cincinnati 2:30pm ESPN+
Portland State at Washington State 3:00pm The CW
Kennesaw State at UTSA 3:30pm ESPN+
Akron at 2 Ohio State 3:30pm CBS/Paramount+
Merrimack at Air Force 3:30pm CBSSN
Colorado State at 4 Texas 3:30pm ESPN
Eastern Michigan at UMass 3:30pm ESPN+
ETSU at Appalachian State 3:30pm ESPN+
FIU at Indiana 3:30pm BTN
Miami (Ohio) at Northwestern 3:30pm BTN
North Dakota at Iowa State 3:30pm FS1
Ohio at Syracuse 3:30pm ACCN
19 Miami (FL) at Florida 3:30pm ABC/ESPN+
UTEP at Nebraska 3:30pm FOX
Western Illinois at NIU 3:30pm ESPN+
Boise State at Georgia Southern 4:00pm ESPNU
Old Dominion at South Carolina 4:15pm SECN
UC Davis at California 5:00pm ACCNX
Stony Brook at Marshall 5:00pm ESPN+
North Texas at South Alabama 5:00pm ESPN+
Eastern Kentucky at Mississippi State 6:00pm SECN+/ESPN+
Richmond at Virginia 6:00pm ACCNX
Norfolk State at East Carolina 6:00pm ESPN+
Campbell at Liberty 6:00pm ESPN+
Idaho State at Oregon State 6:30pm The CW
Nevada at Troy 7:00pm ESPN+
Tarleton State at Baylor 7:00pm ESPN+
Tennessee Tech at Middle Tennessee 7:00pm ESPN+
Bethune-Cookman at USF 7:00pm ESPN+
North Alabama at Memphis 7:00pm ESPN+
Central Arkansas at Arkansas State 7:00pm ESPN+
UNLV at Houston 7:00pm FS1
Sam Houston at Rice 7:00pm ESPN+
UT Martin at 18 Kansas State 7:00pm ESPN+
WKU at 5 Alabama 7:00pm ESPN
Furman at 6 Ole Miss 7:00pm SECN+/ESPN+
Abilene Christian at Texas Tech 7:30pm ESPN+
7 Notre Dame at 20 Texas A&M 7:30pm ABC/ESPN+
Fresno State at 9 Michigan 7:30pm NBC/Peacock
UCLA at Hawaii 7:30pm CBS/Paramount+
Idaho at 3 Oregon 7:30pm BTN
Alabama A&M at Auburn 7:30pm SECN+/ESPN+
Southern Miss at Kentucky 7:45pm SECN
James Madison at Charlotte 8:00pm ESPNU
Grambling State at Louisiana 8:00pm ESPN+
HCU at SMU 8:00pm ACCNX
Robert Morris at Utah State 8:00pm KMYU/MWN
Nicholls at Louisiana Tech 8:00pm ESPN+
Georgia State at Georgia Tech 8:00pm ACCN
Lamar at Texas State 8:00pm ESPN+
Texas A&M-Commerce at San Diego State 8:00pm truTV/Max
Southern Illinois at BYU 8:00pm ESPN+
Southeast Missouri at New Mexico State 9:00pm ESPN+
New Mexico at 21 Arizona 10:30pm ESPN
Wyoming at Arizona State 10:30pm FS1
Weber State at Washington 11:00pm BTN

 MY PICKS. Someone cooked here... 

That's what I said when I looked back on My Picks from the 2023 college football season. Last fall, I went 26-12 in selecting spreads from college football games across America. I capped off the season with a 5-0 record in the New Year's Six and College Football Playoff picks (thanks be to Ole Miss, Georgia, Oregon, Alabama and Washington).

  • Penn State at WVU (+8.5): Penn State has quarterback Drew Allar and running backs Nicholas Singleton and Kaytron Allen as weapons on offense. It has defensive end Abdul Carter, linebackers Kobe King and Dominic DeLuca and defensive back Kevin Winston Jr. as weapons on defense. Still, the Nittany Lions will be on the road in Morgantown and Milan Puskar Stadium. Penn State wins, but WVU covers behind an inspired performance from quarterback Garrett Greene.
  • Miami (Ohio) (+3) at Northwestern: F— it, we ball. Miami is a contender for the Group of Five bid in the 2024 College Football Playoff. What better way to start the 2024 season than with a win over a Power Four school on the road? I like the Redhawks to upset the Wildcats in their makeshift football stadium off the shores of Lake Michigan.
  • Notre Dame (+3) at Texas A&M: Marcus Freeman will have one of the best defenses in America this season, with Benjamin Morrison, Howard Cross III and Xavier Watts set to be its stars. The Irish will also feature Duke transfer quarterback Riley Leonard on offense, as well as a trademark tight end threat in Mitchell Evans. Given the team's talent and experience, I expect Freeman and Notre Dame to leave Kyle Field with a win, though the game could be a mess, and the final score could be close.

 BACK TO THE BUCKEYES. In 1893, the Heisman Trophy's namesake, John Heisman, became the head football coach at Buchtel College, now known as Akron University. Before Heisman went on to coach at Auburn, Clemson and Georgia, he provided a boost to the Buchtel program, leading his team to a 12-6 win over Ohio State in a five-team tournament at the 1894 Ohio State Fair.

While Ohio State holds a 5-0 record over Akron in the 130 years since – the Buckeyes secured wins in 1895, 2001, 2007, 2011 and 2021 – former Eleven Warriors reporter Jeremy Birmingham asked Day this week if he's discussed the program's lone loss to Akron with his team.

"Have you let everyone know that 130 years ago, Akron won 12-6?" Birmingham asked.

"I have not," Day responded.

The pressroom erupted in laughter.

Day's quip was Joke of the Day™. Then Tim May asked the Ohio State head coach if he planned to watch the Connor Stalions documentary on Netflix.

"No," Day said with a smile.

That response landed. It landed, for sure.

But I digress.

As I mentioned above, Ohio State should have no issues with Akron on Saturday. And if the Buckeyes somehow suffer a loss to the Zips – well, cancel the season.

 SONG OF THE DAY. "Hells Bells" - AC/DC.

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